- vikings
- 1. (VIKINGS) (377↑, 90↓)Warriors of the North, that beat the living fuck out of the christians during the medieval times. Vikings are massive burly bearded men, usually armed wiht swords or axes, that like to drink, fight, and rape christian whores. Weak, modern men are a disgrace of utmost disgust, compared to the mighty vikings.
"Hail Thor\!" roared the berzerker Viking as he raised his axe and swung down, chopping a christian's head clean in half, splattering brains all over his blade, arm and face.
Author: GROMM http://vikings.urbanup.com/7861172. (vikings) (197↑, 39↓)Infinitely better than both Ninjas, and Pirates, at the same time.Guy1: Hey, what happened to guy2? *Viking falls out of the sky* Viking:I just split his body in half with a claymore while fighiting three ninjas and six pirates\! Guy1:*shits pants *runs away* Vikings will eat you.
Author: Vikinger http://vikings.urbanup.com/27088463. (vikings) (105↑, 26↓)Warriorpeople which were ancestors to toadys scandinavians. Norwegians and Danes counquered northern France and England and Iceland while Swedes and some Finns conquered western Russia and the Baltics. Although most of these raids had vikings from all scandi nations, this was the main composition. And the Norwegian on this site that made the first note: Knulla din mamma."I hear that the Vikings are coming, dear?" "He can´t hear you, I am called Olaf the Berzerker and I chopped his ears off."
Author: Johan http://vikings.urbanup.com/9154194. (vikings) (97↑, 43↓)The only people who, if you saw them on a twilight hill on the horizon, you would shit your pants and run in sheer terror\! Vikings raid, raze, and knit in their spare time. No one has been able to oppose them for long; there are vikings among us-- do not cross us. They bring us cool words like: "beserk" which means "bear shirt", "hauberk" which means "steel shirt".The Vikings just raided England and conquered Europe. They have bagpipes and know how to use them. Hail to the Vikings\!
Author: God http://vikings.urbanup.com/645305. (Vikings) (62↑, 20↓)[Barbarian] [Zeus] [Chuck Norris] Terrifying Norse titans. They're made mostly of beard, mead and DEATH\! Viking activities: Drinking. Raping wenches. Pillaging. Killing. The Highland Games. Rugby. Closely related to Scotsmen, Spartans and Zeus. They are believed to be descended from the love-child of Chuck Norris and a mountain troll.Vikings vs. Godzilla = BBQ lizard and alot of designer handbags.
Author: Igor Headmasher http://vikings.urbanup.com/37619406. (vikings) (54↑, 22↓)people who originated from scandinavia.known for being feirce wrriors that struck fear into the hearts of men.prefered the axe and were quite skilled in batle with it.the actual discoverers of the new worldvikings were greater fighers than even the spartans
Author: Lars F. http://vikings.urbanup.com/3191687. (vikings) (73↑, 43↓)The most metal tribe of pagans, fierce and savage, whom although losing the war against christianity eons ago, their descendants still sing about it as if they had won."You're just not viking enough." --Kevin Farrell
Author: Killing Kittens http://vikings.urbanup.com/8686778. (vikings) (48↑, 36↓)The ancestors to modern scandinavians (swedes, norwegians and danes). Fearsome, blonde and snotty beasts. Enjoyed raping young virgins in firy rituals and wash their face in mewcous in the morning, to get that sweet mint smell. Scandinavians today always argue over whose country's history is the most vikingish. Norwegians and danes never seem to let go of the fact that they ALMOST had the UK and France, but hey, I'll raise my pint of mead for that, it's true, but Swedes went to Turkey and impressed the king so much he paid them to stay and becoming his personal guard personel. They came to raid but stayed to get paid, is a modern swedish saying. Even today the name "Ragnar" is scribbled in runes in a church in whatever their capital's name is. The Swedes also went to present russia on the river Volga and formed trade cities along the way which in created what now is Russia, from the old scandinavian word "rus" - the people who lived in russia before the swedes came and became a lot more than the actual "ruses". But that doesn't make swedes communists. What most scandinavians doesn't know today is that during the viking era all of us spoke the same language and no states the "countries" between were established. Not until later, in the middle-ages, Sweden, Norway and Denmark were born and fights broke out. Especielly between Sweden and Denmark who faught for over 500 years. For some time, the Denmark took over Sweden and vice versa. When the norwegians and danes want to compete in a vikingish-comparing-contest they always brag about them ALMOST conquering britain and france et. c. but than the aware swedish man points his fingers on the 2.000 rune stones all over Sweden, and laughs at the silly amount of 500 stones found in Denmark and Norway's 200. The world's most "northiest" stone is found on Frösön, Jämtland. Norway celebrated their liberation from Swedish rule recently this year, 2005. All hail to them, we donät want their filthy oil anyway... Away with the hatrid, I say. Let's loot Europe again, norwegians and danes\!Sweden kicks ass, Denmark punches it and Norway strokes it
Author: It'syourdutytoeatyourdoodie http://vikings.urbanup.com/13282089. (Vikings) (9↑, 4↓)When the fridge gets raided at a party by drunk and stoned people in search for the munchies.Oh, a bunch of people went Vikings on our fridge last night.
Author: jfreeman http://vikings.urbanup.com/546316310. (vikings) (10↑, 11↓)It is where a team knows how to do something, but they choke.The vikings choke to the saints, especially because of Brett Favre and Petersen, costing their team a trip to superbowl. My team choked under pressure during the presentation yesterday
Author: jimmy jamesss http://vikings.urbanup.com/452708411. (Vikings) (0↑, 4↓)During the Middle Ages (A.D. 500-1500), fierce warriors called Vikings lived on the Scandinavian Peninsula of northern Europe. The Vikings, a tall people known for their blond hair and blue eyes, were skilled craftsmen and daring seamen. They raided many European nations and explored far out into the Atlantic Ocean.Around the year A.D. 1000, the Viking Leif Ericson discovered the North American continent. It is believed that the Vikings might have started several little villages at the tip of Newfoundland, an island off Canada's Atlantic coast. Although they did not tell anyone about their discovery, the Vikings were nevertheless probably the second people to discover America.
Author: HistoryGuy http://vikings.urbanup.com/535894012. (Vikings) (42↑, 59↓)Relatives of the norwegians. Some other countries (Danmark, Sweden) tried to make their own vikings. They failed. The norwegian vikings ruled Europe, scared the crap out of anyone else, drank "mjød" (bier), fucked "kjerringer" (big breasted norwegian women), had names like "Blood axe" and made "svenskevitser" (jokes) of the other scandinavians. Some vikings still live in Norway today."Run for the hills\! The vikings are coming" "Can sweden have vikings too?"
Author: Erik Blod http://vikings.urbanup.com/62094213. (Vikings) (71↑, 93↓)NFL team from Minnesota known for choking, pulling defeat from the jaws of victory, playing football indoors like a bunch of girls, and never having won anything.Moss: "Hey, Daunte, is our Vikings team going to the Super Bowl this year?" Daunte: "Sure, Randy\! Want to watch it at my house or yours?"
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Urban English dictionary. 2013.
